Last week we decided that the best way of resisting the temptation of going clubbing in Shanghai again is to escape the city. This combined with the fact that we are sweating every day in about 35degrees gave me a clear mission to organize some train tickets to take us to the cool mountain region of Moganshan. We will talk about Moganshan in the next post. Today I want to share with you that buying train tickets can be a bit of a mission.
I have heard that you can book train tickets easily online and also in some smaller tourist offices around town. But I have not quite figured out which websites are trust worthy and where the next tourist office is located.. So I decided that the easiest way is to go to the train station and buy them personally.
Shanghai Southern train station is 4 stops by subway and therefore I thought it would not be a too hard task to get them.. in theory..
When I got there I was confronted with the choice of either using ticket machines or personal service ticket offices. There were pretty long queues for the ticket machines and most of the time the machines show only Chinese language. So I decided to go for the personal counter and to give my Chinese some practise. There were exactly 12 counters with pretty much exactly 25 people behind each one. All the signs above the offices were displayed in Chinese and therefore all counters looked pretty much the same to me. I thought I´m beeing smart and chose the line with only 23 people in front of me.
Whilst standing in the line I noticed that my queue was a particular stressed one. There were people rushing in from the side and the guy behind the counter seemed like was close to a nervous breakdown. 20 minutes later I found out why this line was so busy. When I got to the counter and bravely said in chinese that I wanted 2 return train tickets tomorrow leaving to Hangzhou he gave me a wicked grin and said "Mei you" (Don´t have) - and pointed at the other 11 counters on the left. The counter I had waited at was only issueing tickets for this day.
Another half an hour later I found myself again leading a new waiting line, ready to explain again what my mission was about. It takes a little courage to do this. Because behind you are all these other 24 people who are really not keen on standing behind a foreigner. Like anywhere in the world people know "That can only go wrong and will take forever"
My counterpart behind the glass turned out to be a woman who probably got up with the wrong foot that morning. So whilst I explained she gave me a look as if I I had told her that her shift tonight would not finish at 5 but at 11 at night. We did not hit it off very well but we were able to work out that I needed a return train tickets to Hangzhou. I actually said that I needed two and was happy when she started typing into her computer.
For some reason I had to hand her my passport for issuing the ticket. This did not surprise me because in this country you are almost not able to do anything without your passport - at least as a foreigner. A couple of minutes later I proudly held the first two tickets in my hand. "Great" I thought " All I have to do now is ask her for another set of tickets for Paul". So I waved the tickets at her and shouted "liang ge" - two times! " into the microphone so that she and everyone else could hear me.
By that thime the crowd behind me started shuffeling with their feet and some people bended over my shoulders wondering what on earth could take that long. The lady behind the counter now looked like I had given her a whole night shift and asked me for Paul´s passport. Here is the exact dialogue - translated into English:
Ticket woman (TW): "Your husband passport?"
Me: " Don´t have!"
TW: "zhzhziojiojw´wefiowj weofjhn zheikj!!!!"
Me: ??????????????????????????
TW and next guy behind me in queue: "Why not have husband passport?????"
Me: "Because my husband needs his and is at work.......!!!!!!?????
TW: "Can not"
Me: "Sorry?"
TW: "Can not"
Guy behind me" You can not get a ticket without your husbands passport"
Me: "Why????????"
Ticket Woman: "Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -
and did this classic "don´t want!- can not´t! -go away and leave me alone-before I loose my face-wave".
And before I realized I was pushed out the line with only one ticket for me to Hangzhou on friday. I thought what a waste of time, how crap my Chinese and how on earth I´m was going to make sure that Paul and I would ride on the same train. It seemed like there was not much else I could do because there was no way for me to get Paul´s passport on that day. Slightly frustrated I made my way back to the underground.
But hey, what was that? I looked at my tickets and noticed that there was absolutely no reference to my name, my passport or anything personal. "Wait a minute" I thought " "A system is sometimes there to be fooled, a chinese one in particular!"..And so I decided to make my way up again and - to simply queue in another line. Just this time I made sure that the guy behind looked like he had a better day. And whilst I waited I noticed that next to no one! was showing their passports when booking a ticket. This gave me confidence in going ahead with my plan. Worst case I would have lost another half hour waiting.
I put on my best smile and told my whole story about where I wanted to go ect. Again I had to show my passport. Holding my breath I watched the guy checking it and - believe it or not - punching in my interim residence permit visa which had expired some months ago! Even I could see that he used the wrong document - latest the large X crossing out the page made it clear. To my luck this did not bother the ticket guy the slightest and the computer did not set off an alarm with crying sirenes and red lights flashing.
Five minutes later I happily wondered back down to the tube station, holding 4 tickets for a ride for both of us to Hangzhou and back in my hands! And in case you wonder - no one found out about my little cheat.
Not even the ticket boarding machine :-)